A man died of a heart attack while burying a woman he killed, S.C. sheriff says https://www.npr.org/2022/05/11/1098249869/a-man-died-of-a-heart-attack-while-burying-a-woman-he-killed-s-c-sheriff-says Only in South Carolina

I have to admit, I was led astray from the straight and narrow. Carbon fiber can be formed into sexy curves and undeniably beautiful graphics. But carbon fiber, like any other reinforced plastic, is just that, plastic. Fibers of carbon fiber, fiber glass and nylon only serve to hold a matrix of plastic resin. We…

SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT DESANTIS WARNS THAT MATH MAKES CHILDREN GAY By Andy Borowitz April 18, 2022 TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—Proposing a sweeping ban on math in Florida’s classrooms, Governor Ron DeSantis asserted that “the latest research” indicates that “math makes children gay.” “For years, liberals in the education mafia have brainwashed Americans into thinking…