When my sister and I were young, mom and dad used the euphemism for pooping, “Shoot a big Rabbit”. To this day I have no idea where that came from. I Googled the phrase and the closest the internet came up with is an old English expression for farting. “Shooting Bunnies”. Mom spent a lot…

Your choices may vary in order or lack of importance. Number 10: Influencers. Self promoting, self serving, self infatuated dip shits. Number 9: Texting drivers. Especially the ones that can’t drive without both hands anyway. Number 8: Clark Fuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg) Nobody deserves that much attention for contributing so little to society. Number 7: Marjorie…

The term “Spanner” is a British word for wrench. Throwing a Spanner in the works is a euphemism for fucking with something. I’ve resisted for sometime now about throwing my feelings out about E Bikes. Regardless of my current feelings, I’m sure I’ll be old enough for one someday, so I don’t want to sound…

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