Read just about any outdoor rescue report and you’ll find that the subjects of the rescue were quite likely males in their twenties. “Young, dumb and stupid as fuck.

I read an article this morning about four 20 year old “dudes” who had to be rescued in the Catskills of New York. Apparently so high on shrooms that they couldn’t find their collective asses with each others hands. One of them finally figured out they could use their cell phone with sattelite capabilities to send for help. I believe the message just said, “Hi”.