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Paddle like you’re supposed to
Read more: Paddle like you’re supposed toThe whole stand-up paddle thing cracks me up. It is without a doubt the most inefficient way to move a small vessel across the water. With nothing to brace against, your lower body becomes useless. One of the things that makes kayaking and to a lesser extent, canoeing so efficient is that you utilize your…
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Rats ate my AirPods
Read more: Rats ate my AirPodsAnyone who has traveled much always comes away with some great stories. Tales you can’t tell if you stay close to home. I’ve slept for days in the woods with nothing but a sleeping bag all the way up to five star European hotels and everything in between. But what happened in an old 50’s…
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Vance Scolds Iran
Read more: Vance Scolds IranISLAMABAD (The Borowitz Report)—Negotiations between Iran and the US collapsed over the weekend after Vice President JD Vance scolded the Iranians, “President Trump has made you rich off the Strait of Hormuz and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.” “The president has spent billions of US taxpayers’ money over the past six weeks,” Vance said.…