He’s kidding….right?

ISLAMABAD (The Borowitz Report)—Negotiations between Iran and the US collapsed over the weekend after Vice President JD Vance scolded the Iranians, “President Trump has made you rich off the Strait of Hormuz and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.” “The president has spent billions of US taxpayers’ money over the past six weeks,” Vance said.…

You hear all kinds of cliched words when you’re grieving. A lot makes sense, a lot doesn’t matter. It’s been several weeks since my little girl left. I know she’s happy and out of pain but my soul has been vacant. Un-motivated except for riding, I guess time will take care of the rest. I…

It’s my understanding the new Trump Presidential Library will have a complete archive of children’s picture books, a complete collection of Disney coloring books and every known issue of Sunday newspaper comics.