Those are the last words I said to my darling little companion. Annabelle Phainopepla Ferchaud has trotted off to the Rainbow Bridge. There are playmates waiting for her and she’ll chase three legged squirrels all day until I meet back up with her.

President Trump said “a president should not have learning disabilities,” But what about fat, illiterate morons who are already President?

I can’t count the ways that I’m glad I’m not a Kardashian. I don’t have to carry around the largest slab of glass and titanium in my hand all the time because my clothes are so tight there’s no room for it. In addition, the tightness of my wardrobe invites a gynecological exam. My ass…