Ever wonder why Easter is never on the same day from year to year? Well I did. I mean, for Christ’s sake, the guy was born on December 25th. We all know that. And you’re telling me that after 2000 years of religious scholars and bible thumping, they can’t figure out what day he died? I didn’t buy it, so I did a little research. Turns out it’s not about Christians or lions or olive branches, it’s about the moon. It’s true. Apparently Easter is always the first sunday after the first spring full moon. I did not know that.