I’m clearly confused, optimistically doubtful, and almost exactly sure that the only choice is precisely vague about all of it. ox·y·mo·ron /ˌäksəˈmôrˌän/ Noun. A figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction. Or as Billy the Bard so aptly put it: “Oh heavy lightness! Serious Vanity! Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms Feather…