The Latest Christian Halloween Protest: JesusWeen Published on NewsFeed Attention heathens, hide your pumpkin idols! Halloween has a new nemesis: JesusWeen. What is JesusWeen? It’s an unfortunately-named Christian organization that opposes “ungodly” Halloween and its “evil characters.” This October 31st, instead of Mars bars, group members plan to hand trick-or-treaters mini Bibles.  JesusWeen founder Pastor…

Christopher Columbus wasn’t that great of a guy. He conned the royalty of Spain to pay for his trips abroad. He was a terrible sailor and just about drowned or deceived everybody who worked for him. He was constantly lost and thought the Bahamas were the north American mainland. He raped, pillaged and diseased the…

So Fox has renewed the Simpsons for another two seasons. I knew there was a reason to get up this morning. Markets can fail, economies can falter. As long as Homer and his yellow-skinned family can soldier on, there is hope.

This is what Sarah Palin had to say about Steve Jobs. It amazes me that this moron continues to get the media time that she does. I think she needs her own show on Comedy Central. Just let her be serious, that’s frickin’ hysterical. “Steve Jobs was certainly not a singular man. He was not…