Chick-Fil-A PR vice president dies.

Or who’s afraid of Minnesota Wolf? Eric Cantor defends Michelle Bachmann

Birds do it, bees do it, and flies do it too. However, when flies have sex, they may end up on the menu of a hungry bat. Researchers at the Max Plank Institute for Ornithology observed bats and flies living in a cowshed in Germany. Typically, the flies were nearly invisible to the bats’ sonar…

I can’t write anymore ‘Mitt the Twit’ posts. I’ll get writer’s cramp. Besides its more like: Mitt the entitled, anachronistically dissociative moron-I-can’t-believe-this-is-still-a-race-because-who-the-fuck-is-going-to-vote-for-this-idiot-anyway post.