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Birth Certificate
Read more: Birth CertificateMitt Romney this morning in Michigan: “No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know this is the place I was born.” I guess he just proved once and for all that it’s his right to be a certified moron.
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Tweet of the Day
Read more: Tweet of the Day“Was thinking I was the hottest guy at this bathhouse until I realized I was in a flooded dumpster out back of a Safeway.”