A new report from the White House states that Trump has Chronic Venous Insufficiency. Or was that Penis. I can’t remember.

This was too good to pass up. White House to limit intelligence sharing with Congress….. https://apple.news/AhpCUiq8_Q_CJR0SIcQ3RRw

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s long-wished-for military parade was abruptly canceled on Saturday after it emerged that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had inadvertently invited the Houthi rebels. Though Hegseth defiantly told reporters, “I did not text parade plans,” a mass invite from his Signal account was sent to the Houthis, Iran’s Supreme Leader, and The…