Denmark to send troops to Minneapolis

Minnesota has long held tradition with Finland, Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Many Minnesotans trace their roots there. Look in any phone book and a plethora of “Scandahoovian” names will jump out.

“Never has there been a time more relevant than now.” Said Lars Knutsen member of the Scandahoovian Brotherhood from Knutsen Falls. “Our brothers and sisters of the Norseland are with us on this American invasion. “With hockey sticks and curling brooms, we stand medium height together. We eat ICE for breakfast.” He added

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