Honestly, this year the list should be twice as long. There’s a waiting list as well. It’s been an amazing year for assholes and douchebags. Where to start because there will never be an end:

#10: Texting drivers have moved down one notch. Maybe. They’ve rear-ended enough people that they’re starting to get a clue.

#9: Charlie Kirk admirers. Who could possibly think kindly on such a misogynistic rascist? I just don’t get it. Fortunately it seems most of the thrill is gone.

#8: The Supreme Court of the United States. Never in my life would I have considered this distinguished group of people as dish rags, yet here we are. The dawn of a new age of idiocy and repugnity. That may be a new word but WTF.

#7: I chose to highlight a couple of outstanding Cabinet members, because that’s exactly what they are, members. Let’s start with Pete Hegseth, who has no business representing his old TV network much less the US military complex.

#6: Then there’s the Education Seretary, Linda McMahon. Didn’t she used to watch steroidal morons in Speedos beat each other up? Yeah. Good choice to rule the school kids.

#5: I was going to bring up Marjorie Taylor Greene again but she quit. Well suited for this position is House Speaker Mike ‘ass licker’ Johnson. WOW. Where to start with this worm…

#4: Singling out one of Trump’s particular anal dildos, Stephen Miller, deputy Chief of Staff. This guy could be all ten by himself. Unbelievable, the shit that comes out of his shrunken brain. Oh yeah. And his wife too. Assholes of a feather…..

#3: Moving down one notch only because of increased douchbaggery higher in the ranks; The collective morons of the current Cabinet. Some were singled out but how do you grade on a moronic curve?

#2: New this year, he has skyrocketed in the ranks. RFK jr. A disgusting embarrassment to an honorable family name. He deftly personifies stupidity and arrogance in one look and is on a solo mission to completely destroy the health of the country. Just ask him.

And Still #1 for years to come. Abomination-In-Chief, War monger extrodinaire, Donald J Motherfucker. Although he could probably share it with Charlie Kirk if fatso could move over a bit.

It’s still early enough to add one but it’s a pretty complete list.