The efficiency and integrity of UPS never ceases to amaze me. I ordered a package that left Shanghai China on a Monday and was delivered to Salida, CO on Friday of that week; 4 days…96 hours. In fact, I had been tracking the package and saw that it arrived at the local office. I called to see if I could pick it up and the guy asked,” Name and address? Sure, it’ll be here.” Think about that. China on Monday, Colorado on Friday. Frickin’ amazing. No passport, no TSA, no baggage check, no cavity search. And at least for me, it was free. The shipping that is. I’m sure if you asked for a free cavity search, some TSA agent would be happy to oblige.

So the next time YOU travel from Salida, CO to Commerce City, CO to Lousiville, KY to Anchorage, AK to Shanghai, China in 96 hours without any hassles, ask what brown can do for you?