I’m clearly confused, optimistically doubtful, and almost exactly sure that the only choice is precisely vague about all of it.

ox·y·mo·ron
/ˌäksəˈmôrˌän/
Noun. A figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction.

Or as Billy the Bard so aptly put it:

“Oh heavy lightness!
Serious Vanity!
Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!”