How could anyone forget their first box of Crayola crayons? The ultimate sign of social status was your first box of 64. Adulthood muddies childhood and our passion for Crayola subsides. Until now:

Note there are only 10 here, so I see lots of room for innovation. Can we get a “Cold Coffee at the Bottom of the Cup” Mahogany? How about “My Goodness I Seem to Have Developed Some Sort of Infection!” Chartreuse? “God I Could Use a Drink Right Now” Cabernet? “My Underwear Matches My Bra” Rose, or “This Is What My Face Looks Like When I’m Angry” Fuschia? And no pack is complete without a “Burnt Out on Online Dating” Sienna.