Three Reasonably Intelligent Guys

It was a Syrian plot from the start. Hire three ,well dressed, dark skinned guys; send them across the border to find some pregnant chick, who claims to be a virgin. Throw in a celestial GPS and make a huge fuss over the whole thing. For thousands of years. At the cost of countless lives and fortunes. Religion’s a funny thing. I wanna know where the fat guy in the fuzzy suit comes in?

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