I mean, really; where would we be without the righteously powerful, always on, ever present, never ending internet? The world at your finger tips. More information than you could ever hope to digest in all the lifetimes left in time. Facetube your Assbook, give up Yourspace, Link in your MMS to my SMS.  Text you now because later is gone. Surf’s up, gotta go….. Doesn’t anybody call anymore?